I’m not sure I like boats.  I definitely don’t like buoys.

I’m not sure I like boats.  I definitely don’t like buoys.

This is how I got adopted.

This is how I got adopted.

Get out of my headshot seth.

Get out of my headshot seth.

I dare you.

I dare you.

It’s a bit rocky, reminds me of St. Barts.

It’s a bit rocky, reminds me of St. Barts.

How cool is this cave?

How cool is this cave?

HOT.

HOT.

Do I look a little cross-eyed?  What’s it called when one points the other direction?

Do I look a little cross-eyed?  What’s it called when one points the other direction?

Look at them all, shopping, laughing, eating.  

Look at them all, shopping, laughing, eating.  

Frankie, let me get another beer, I’m feeling lucky tonight.

Frankie, let me get another beer, I’m feeling lucky tonight.

What do you guys do up here for 8 hours a day?  I would just stare out a window watching the train go by.  That’s probably what Seth does.

What do you guys do up here for 8 hours a day?  I would just stare out a window watching the train go by.  That’s probably what Seth does.

Ha!  I’m not going with you, you midget.  Or is it little person?

Ha!  I’m not going with you, you midget.  Or is it little person?

That’s my best friend, Seth.  He forgot about me yesterday.

That’s my best friend, Seth.  He forgot about me yesterday.

Now that’s what I call tchotchkes.

Now that’s what I call tchotchkes.

OK, is this what I really look like?  Can someone tell me?  I look like a HORSE!

OK, is this what I really look like?  Can someone tell me?  I look like a HORSE!