George P. Daily

Who me scared?  No, I was kidding!  That was joke.

Got the air conditioner working!

Meditation has made me a better being.

And then they lost your luggage!  Yesterday I couldn’t find my ball.

Ok, 30 seconds.  Go.  It’s a painting…….um, there’s a bowler’s hat………hold on, what was that movie it was in….Thomas Crown Affair…..

Look, if I put my head right here, you can’t even see me!

Look away.  LOOK AWAY!

Swimsuit season.

May I help you?

I didn’t take your LCD Soundsystem tickets!  Well I don’t know who did!  

Woof means woof!  Get off of me.

I’ll get up when it stops raining.

Sir, left at the light please.  The lady will be doing some shopping.

Hello Monday, I’m afraid of you.

My life is exhausting, no matter what people say.